So Hilarious!! If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors…

– A mechanic will remove your hand and
replace it will white girl’s hand and say “o
ma sise (it will work, its stronger)”.
– If you stay too long in the hospital, they
will sell your eyes and claim you came
eyeless.
– My mechanic would have done an
operation and forgotten to return the
heart.
– He would remove a kidney and claim its
not important and useless in my system.
– When you’re down, they’ll give you 2
knocks on the head and try to start you.
– If you still don’t respond, they’ll clean
dust off you, use a tools to hit your head,
nose and heart and try to start you again
– If you’re weak, they’ll increase your heart
beat to make you work faster,
– They’ll remove all veins they come across
while working, say its just a design and it’s
not really needed.
What do you think? – A mechanic will remove your hand and
replace it will white girl’s hand and say “o
ma sise (it will work, its stronger)”.
– If you stay too long in the hospital, they
will sell your eyes and claim you came
eyeless.
– My mechanic would have done an
operation and forgotten to return the
heart.
– He would remove a kidney and claim its
not important and useless in my system.
– When you’re down, they’ll give you 2
knocks on the head and try to start you.
– If you still don’t respond, they’ll clean
dust off you, use a tools to hit your head,
nose and heart and try to start you again
– If you’re weak, they’ll increase your heart
beat to make you work faster,
– They’ll remove all veins they come across
while working, say its just a design and it’s
not really needed.
What do you think?