7 Reasons Why People Kiss With Their Eyes Closed

Why do people close their eyes when they
kiss?
Who invented this custom? When you
don’t keep your eyes closed you’re
violating a sacred principle. It’s like eating
cereal with your hands when nobody’s
around. Nobody sees you, but you still feel
weird and like you’re violating the natural
order.
If you need a reason to keep your eyes
closed while kissing, here are seven top
reasons, according to a poll.
Reasons why people kiss with their eyes
closed:
1. You wouldn’t want to see what you look
like while kissing, so neither would your
partner;
2. Your brain can’t make your tongue swirl
around if your eyes are moving at the same
time. It’s the same principle as trying to pat
your head while using your other hand to
go in circles over your belly;
3. It’s weird enough to kiss with your eyes
open, but even weirder to make moaning
sounds;
4. It’s bad for your eyeballs to look that
close at anything;
5. For females, it ruins everything if you’re
fantasizing about Brad Pitt when
you’re actually staring at something closer
to Lalasticlal.a;
6. For males, if you’re kissing in the middle
of intercourse, with your eyes closed it’s
easier to imagine Soccer;
7. With your eyes open, your lover’s nose
looks bigger than Aso Rock.
Add yours please.
Culled from Nairaland.