
Here are the characteristics of prostitutes and ways to
spot them
1. They usually make-up in the evening
I trust that I’m not the one that has observed this. They
will get dressed in the evening, you will see them apply
excessive make-ups looking like Mickey Mouse; and wear
perfumes that will be oozing from 100 kilometres away.
The next time you will see them is 5am, the next
morning, when they are sneaking into the compound.
However, they are always going to work when others are
returning back. That is one of the ways to spot them
2. They usually chew bubble gum loudly
By the way some ladies chew bubble gum, you could
probably tell that are into prostitution. They chew bubble
gum flirtaciously and audibly and will be speaking
Pidgin fluently
3. They receive calls, every now and then
Many of them use expensive phones. They might be using
four phones that will have all the Mobile networks in
Nigeria. For example, MTN line will be in their Android
fone; Zain line will be in their Blackberry fone; Etisalat
line will be in their Samsung; and Glo line will be in
their Nokia. They will are glued to their phone surfing
the web and receiving calls at regular intervals
4. They barely relate with neighbours
Another way to spot them is that they are somewhat
isolated and barely relate with their neighbours. You
won’t even know what they are into
5. They usually wear waist chain and anklets
I don’t know for other countries, but from my
perspective as a Nigerian, ladies who wear anklets and
waist chains are somewhat prostitutes or runs babes
(though there are execptions). You will see them on okada
flashing their waist chain to attract interested
“chairmen”. I know that some people will say that, OP, I
wear all these things yet I’m not a prostitute. Well, you
may be an exception sha cheesy
6. Their male visitors always come with cars
When a man visits them, be rest assure that he must have
a car parked outside. Them no dey roll with broke boys
cheesy
7. They dress immorally and irresponsibly
Some of them go carry dia yeye dressing come church of
God just to confused annoited men of God. In my church,
ushers are instructed never to allow ladies dressed
immorally to occupy the front seat. However, some of
them will dress irresponsibly and will be bent on
occupying the front seat. This is to throw the annointed
pastor into a state of confusion
8. They barely cook
I have lived with quite a few of them so I know what I’m
talking about. Prostitutes are usually lazy when it comes
to cooking, hence, they are regular patronizers of Mr
Biggs, Mr. Fans, Sweet Sensation, etc
9. They discuss about men and money
As marriage no dey dia agenda, na to dey discuss about
men and money sure pass. Some of them are not hard to
bleep as you think. Some of dem fit make mouth wella,
but don’t be surprised that with just N1,000, you will get
them laid
10. They bear different names
They give different names to different chairmen. A man
may come visiting today and will ask the neighbours that
he’s looking for Tracy; tomorrow, another visitor and
will say he’s looking for Sandra, and vice versa
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