Sergio Aguero's Fifa Ultimate Team skills have been given a huge boost as a result of his five-goal haul against Newcastle United on Saturday, the fastest in Premier League history.

The Manchester City striker scored all five within 23 minutes and 43 seconds, including first-half stoppage time, beating Jermain Defoe's previous record by around 13 minutes.

Aguero becomes the second player in just two weeks to be honoured with a rare purple card in Fifa Ultimate Team's Team of the Week, after Bayern Munich striker Robert Lewandowski hit five goals in just nine minutes against Wolfsburg in September.

Aguero's card, though, boasts far greater numbers than his Polish counterpart; he is quicker, a better finisher, a better passer and a better dribbler. Maybe that's why he looks so smug!